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Anger-Managers ▪ Intolerance, Schminschmolerance

John McCain

is enjoying South Carolina more now that Karl Rove isn't here.

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GOP Presidential Primary
U.S. Senate
Re-Runners
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Anyone with cash.
(...Do you have cash?)
August 29, 1936
Defiance, Ohio
Very Conservative

Personal Info
Activities:	Firing staffers, "hangin'" with my Religious Right "homies" (do the kids still say "homies" these days?), searching for loose change for gas money for the Straight Talk Express, reminding people I'm actually still running for President
Interests:	Getting people to start thinking of me as a "maverick" again rather than "sorta delusional "
Favorite Music:	"Money (That's What I Want)," The Beatles; "The Second Time Around," Frank Sinatra
Favorite Movies:	Grumpy Old Men, How to Steal a Million, Brother Can You Spare A Dime?
Favorite TV Shows:	Underdog
Favorite Books:	My upcoming memoir: Have I Mentioned Lately That I'm a War Hero?
Favorite Quotes:	"I'm not dead yet!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail "The Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation."--Me. I think that's pretty dead-on, if I say so myself. Did I mention I haven't actually read the Constitution since 1963?
About Me:	It's true, I once called Pat Robertson and Jerry Fallwell "agents of intolerance." I also said they were "corrupting influences on religion and politics." J/K, guys!!! I've seen the error of my calling-people-on-their-bigotry ways. That's why I'll answer the call anytime Liberty University, Jerry's school for Ann Coulters in training, asks me to swing by for a speech. Lynchburg is so lovely in the spring!

	Rick Santorum wrote at 8:19pm January 21, 2008
	I'm sorry, what's that I hear stampeding our way? A RINO. You don't fool me, pal.

	Sam Brownback wrote at 7:15pm January 19, 2008
	Glad you’ve made a comeback, Mack.

	Richard Land wrote at 4:15pm January 18, 2008
	I can't BELIEVE you're considering Lieberman for a VP slot. The dude's an Independent. A former Democrat. And he looks like Droopy Dog.

	Richard Schenck wrote at 12:03pm January 16, 2008
	I feel your pain on those South Carolina push-polls falsely claiming you’re pro-choice, man. I’d be horrified too if someone thought I wanted women to be able to make their own decisions.