John McCain is declaring himself "The Reagan-est of All."
Fred Thompson just woke up five minutes ago. Is he president yet?
Mike Huckabee is glad Iowa's over: those corndogs were not doing his figure any favors.
John McCain joined the group "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran."
Hey, if neither one of us gets the nomination, how about teaming up for a remake of "Grumpy Old Men"? You be Lemmon, I'll be Matthau!
Mike Huckabee joined the group "Evangelical Fever: Catch it!"
Fred Thompson is going to be honest, he's not even half-assing this presidential run anymore — is there such a thing as "quarter-assing"?
Fred Thompson added "Convincing everyone my presidential run isn't really Method-style research for a movie role" to his Interests.
Mike Huckabee is wondering what other B-list action movie stars he can recruit for endorsements. Anyone got Mr. T's cell phone number?
Rudy Giuliani is wondering how he can fit 9/11 into a speech about agriculture policy.
Mitt Romney is shredding some old speeches.
Mitt Romney joined the group "Pro-Lifers."
Mitt Romney left the group "Pro-Choicers."
Mike Huckabee added "Entrusting the female body to the care of loving, paternal legislators" to his Interests.
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Mitt Romney is learning the "lingo" of the "information superhighway."
Fred Thompson is napping.
John McCain is looking for spare change between couch cushions.
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