Fred Thompson wrote on John McCain's Wall:

I'm dropping out, man. Turns out campaigning for the presidency cuts significantly into napping time.

Mike Huckabee is hoping his extreme affability will make you forget he doesn't believe in 80&38; of what you find in a high-school science textbook.

Rudy Giuliani doesn't have the funds to pay his staff anymore, but figures working for "America's Mayor" is compensation enough. Right, guys? ...Guys?

John McCain is declaring himself "The Reagan-est of All." (Oh, snap!)

Fred Thompson, Mike Huckabee, and Rudy Giuliani joined the group "I'm Reagan-er Than You Are."

Fred Thompson just woke up five minutes ago. Is he president yet?

Mike Huckabee joined the group "Evangelical Fever: Catch it!."

Mitt Romney joined the group "FEEL THE MITTMENTUM!!!!1!!!1!"

Fred Thompson is going to be honest, he's not even half-assing this presidential run anymore — is there such a thing as "quarter-assing"?

Rudy Giuliani is wondering if he should consider getting a blimp.

Mike Huckabee is wondering what other B-list action movie stars he can recruit for endorsements. Anyone got Mr. T's cell phone number?

Rudy Giuliani left the group "Frontrunners."

Rudy Giuliani joined the group "I'd Rather Be 9/11-ing."

Fred Thompson added "Getting my agent to start sending me new Law & Order scripts" to his Interests.

John McCain joined the group "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran."

Mike Huckabee added "Bringing back the flagpole as a bad-ass combat weapon" to his Interests.

Mike Huckabee joined the group "I Want a Christian Leader. Muslims, Jews, and Hindus Can Take Care of Themselves, Right?"

John McCain thinks you should vote for him because he'll introduce the Death Star design aesthetic to the White House.

Rudy Giuliani joined the group "Remember Always to Be Afraid."

Mike Huckabee wants women voters to know that he supports their rights, just not their judgment in exercising them.

John McCain added "Cloning John Roberts. I just can't get enough of that guy!" to his Interests.

Mike Huckabee joined the group "Chuck for Veep: Improve Our National Security By Putting a Black Belt in the White House!"

Rudy Giuliani and Kerick are no longer friends.

Mitt Romney joined the group "Don't Hate Me Because I'm Really, Really Good-looking."

Mike Huckabee is glad Iowa's over: those corndogs were not doing his figure any favors.

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