John McCain is declaring himself "The Reagan-est of All."

Fred Thompson, Mike Huckabee, and Rudy Giuliani joined the group "I'm Reagan-er Than You Are."

Fred Thompson just woke up five minutes ago. Is he president yet?

Mitt Romney joined the group "Don't Hate Me Because I'm Really, Really Good-looking."

Mike Huckabee is glad Iowa's over: those corndogs were not doing his figure any favors.

John McCain joined the group "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran."

Fred Thompson wrote on John McCain's Wall:

Hey, if neither one of us gets the nomination, how about teaming up for a remake of "Grumpy Old Men"? You be Lemmon, I'll be Matthau!

Mike Huckabee joined the group "Evangelical Fever: Catch it!"

Fred Thompson is going to be honest, he's not even half-assing this presidential run anymore — is there such a thing as "quarter-assing"?

Fred Thompson added "Convincing everyone my presidential run isn't really Method-style research for a movie role" to his Interests.

Mike Huckabee is wondering what other B-list action movie stars he can recruit for endorsements. Anyone got Mr. T's cell phone number?

Rudy Giuliani is wondering how he can fit 9/11 into a speech about agriculture policy.

Mitt Romney is shredding some old speeches.

Mitt Romney joined the group "Pro-Lifers."

Mitt Romney left the group "Pro-Choicers."

Mike Huckabee added "Entrusting the female body to the care of loving, paternal legislators" to his Interests.

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